The following post needs an edit to fix two minor grammatical errors (I could have sworn those weren't there when I posted, but such is the way of the universe that it often fails to mimic the certainty of memory when reevaluated at different times and with a seemingly newer pair of eyes).
In any case:
Needs a bit of an edit, and since the question was locked as opposedly* to* for the reason that: "something about the comments" I am is* failing to see why I am being* not allowed to edit, thusly(*?).
*me, fail English, that's unpossible