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votes

41 people join in.

Each person upvotes every answer, other than theirs, to this question.

Once we have 41 answers and votes, I will systematically accept each answer in turn.

41 people get the "Oh the Horror" and "Marauder" hats.

Easy.


Note: as @Gilles has noted, we can't get the Marauder hat in Meta. You can, however, answer this question and I will award you the marauder hat. Ping me on chat if you haven't got it yet.

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  • 12
    41 people should consider getting a life. (I am including myself, before you get all grumpy.)
    – RegDwigнt Mod
    Dec 21, 2013 at 15:32
  • 3
    I am on a train for five hours. I plan on spending it finding hats. And I have no shame in that!
    – Ste
    Dec 21, 2013 at 15:33
  • 3
    There are no hats on meta sites, so you can't get the Marauder hat here. “Oh the Horror” is gained on the main site for something that happens on the meta site, but Marauder has to happen on the main site. You could do this on Meta Stack Exchange though: it counts as Stack Overflow's meta (so you can get “Oh the Horror” on SO), and it doubles as the SE meta which is a proper site, so there are hats there as well. Dec 21, 2013 at 21:17
  • As I wrote before, I will only vote for something witty. Try a pun, a haiku, or a limerick. Only good ones need apply. Dec 21, 2013 at 21:20
  • 3
    I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
    – RegDwigнt Mod
    Dec 21, 2013 at 22:44
  • 7
    We appear to be a few hats short of a rack.
    – user28567
    Dec 22, 2013 at 4:35
  • 1
    @snailboat Make that an answer so I can vote it up! I actually giggled. Thankfully, I got a second hat so that I will not need to wear a menorah on my head. It got tangled in my tusks :o) Dec 22, 2013 at 10:56
  • 2
    Atwood better not have lice... Dec 22, 2013 at 20:25
  • 3
    I knew it would happen! Now we're all going to catch [millinophilia][1] and die! [1]: english.stackexchange.com/questions/142420/… Dec 23, 2013 at 2:55
  • 2
    Houston, we have a problem.
    – tchrist Mod
    Dec 25, 2013 at 7:04
  • 4
    As a side note: this is give-and-take. You get a hat out of this, you better help others. I am seeing 37 answers, so one would expect them all to have roughly 36 votes. Some are still in the single numbers, though.
    – RegDwigнt Mod
    Dec 27, 2013 at 14:10
  • @RegDwigнt: Christmas is the time for giving a life, not for getting one d-; Dec 30, 2013 at 6:02
  • 1
    Please can all participants of this hat club vote up all other answers? I want to get these hats out of the door!
    – Ste
    Dec 30, 2013 at 11:27
  • Right - that's me in atr number 41. Upvoting begins now :-)
    – Rory Alsop
    Jan 2, 2014 at 14:55
  • I'm whoring for upvotes again. Votes here would be greatly received! meta.english.stackexchange.com/a/4420/20739
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 22:27

44 Answers 44

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votes

Who would refuse a free hat? Actually, quite a few people would, but not me.

46
votes

The first rule of Hat Club is...

Everyone in Hat Club talks about Hat Club.

Right now I'm wearing the boat hat. This works out well for me because snail and also boat. Unfortunately, there are no hats on meta :-(

Bonus haiku senryū:

俳句をね
面倒くさい
ムズすぎよ

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  • 1
    I would have upvoted your answer for free! snailboat. Ha! Dec 21, 2013 at 21:27
  • 1
    Haiku-wo ne / Mendou kusai / muz sugi yo . . . ? 難しいぞ。
    – Robusto
    Dec 22, 2013 at 4:57
  • Chelmsford? I lived for a time in Tewskbury.
    – Jim
    Dec 23, 2013 at 21:59
  • Yay! I'm an official member of Hat Club now!
    – user28567
    Dec 27, 2013 at 18:29
  • Now that you have your hat, please return the favour by clicking here and upvoting my answer. Then I can have the hat like you! Thanks!
    – Ste
    Dec 30, 2013 at 11:42
  • Sorry for more spam but please upvote this and the other answers to get EL&U some more hats.
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 23:22
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votes

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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  • 3
    That's hilarious.
    – Jim
    Dec 24, 2013 at 2:40
  • 1
    Now that you have your hat, please return the favour by clicking here and upvoting my answer. Then I can have the hat like you! Thanks!
    – Ste
    Dec 30, 2013 at 11:39
45
votes

Well, if you are selling hats, then I consider this the perfect business opportunity, because I am buying hats.

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45
votes

There are many times when a woman will ask another girl friend how she likes her new hat. She will reply, 'Fine,' but slap her hand to her forehead the minute the girl leaves to yipe, 'What a horror!'

-- Marilyn Monroe

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45
votes

Mmmm, smells good. Is it hat yet?

Hey, while we're waiting, how about a little Leopard-Skin Pillbox Hat?

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45
votes

Forty, you say? Forty’s not so much, provided that they’re only goblins, as any bear can tell you:

‘. . . I killed a goblin or two with a flash—’

‘Good!’ growled Beorn. ‘It is some good being a wizard, then.’

‘— and slipped inside the crack before it closed. I followed down into the main hall, which was crowded with goblins. The Great Goblin was there with thirty or forty armed guards. I thought to myself “even if they were not all chained together, what can a dozen do against so many?” ’

‘A dozen! That’s the first time I’ve heard eight called a dozen. Or have you still got some more jacks that haven't yet come out of their boxes?’

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  • Now that you have your hat, please return the favour by clicking here and upvoting my answer. Then I can have the hat like you! Thanks!
    – Ste
    Dec 30, 2013 at 11:43
  • @Ste I did that long ago. It was my idea to do so.
    – tchrist Mod
    Dec 30, 2013 at 12:53
  • Cheers! I was just spamming everyone!
    – Ste
    Dec 30, 2013 at 12:55
  • Sorry for more spam but please upvote this and the other answers to get EL&U some more hats.
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 23:23
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votes

If we do that we could lose our upvoting capacity for real questions, mightn't we? isn't it limited ? Have a safe journey, anyway.

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    Yeah, you will use your maximum if you do it in a day but you get a hat for that too! I'm expecting this one to take a few days to reach maximum hatocity though.
    – Ste
    Dec 21, 2013 at 16:06
  • Now that you have your hat, please return the favour by clicking here and upvoting my answer. Then I can have the hat like you! Thanks!
    – Ste
    Dec 30, 2013 at 11:37
44
votes

Sign me in! It is interesting that though I tried to qualify for some (secret?) hats on English & Usage site looks like without a single post (or maybe an answer) I can't get any hat.

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  • Hats are awarded only for the specific activities they are awarded for. All you need is an account. Posts are not required. I myself have hundreds of hats on sites I never posted anything to. Not an answer, not a question, not a single comment.
    – RegDwigнt Mod
    Dec 29, 2013 at 22:44
  • Now that you have your hat, please return the favour by clicking here and upvoting my answer. Then I can have the hat like you! Thanks!
    – Ste
    Dec 30, 2013 at 11:37
  • Sorry for more spam but please upvote this and the other answers to get EL&U some more hats.
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 23:24
44
votes

I've got nothing better to do today anyway, I guess.

... but won't we need 41? Can't upvote your own answer.

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  • 1
    Good point. I shall edit.
    – Ste
    Dec 21, 2013 at 16:53
  • Now that you have your hat, please return the favour by clicking here and upvoting my answer. Then I can have the hat like you! Thanks!
    – Ste
    Dec 30, 2013 at 11:38
  • Sorry for more spam but please upvote this and the other answers to get EL&U some more hats.
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 23:25
44
votes

I think that this is a fantastic idea. In fact, now that I am in, we only need 40 others.

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  • I’m thinking that either you cannot give it to yourself and earn the hat, or perhaps it cannot be a CW answer — or both.
    – tchrist Mod
    Dec 27, 2013 at 2:02
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    @tchrist. It can be a CW answer, but it cannot be a self-accept.
    – ekhumoro
    Dec 27, 2013 at 2:27
44
votes

This is indeed a great idea. I am in!

So, if I'm reading the Guru badge requirements right, does this mean you plan to accept all the answers in turn?

(Even if the hat thing doesn't work, this club will at least generate a bunch of badges.)

Edit: Ah, throwing in the Marauder hat confirms the game plan.

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  • 1
    Yep, which is why I have now advertised "Two hats for the price of one" in chat here
    – Ste
    Dec 21, 2013 at 18:03
  • Now that you have your hat, please return the favour by clicking here and upvoting my answer. Then I can have the hat like you! Thanks!
    – Ste
    Dec 30, 2013 at 11:40
  • Sorry for more spam but please upvote this and the other answers to get EL&U some more hats.
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 23:25
44
votes

Haaaaats! And I've always wanted a pirate hat.

Dunno if I want Jeff Atwood's hair, though. Is that a required part of this endeavor?

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  • No you can own a hat without it ever touching a follicle.
    – Ste
    Dec 21, 2013 at 19:18
  • @Ste: Well, Martha has a whole bunch of hats already. Not as many as you, but plenty. Maybe she specifically doesn't want it in her hat rack. Perhaps you can just accept her answer when you go through accepting answers (so she gets the Marauder) and other kind folks can not upvote this answer... (I lack the restraint and have already upvoted).
    – John Y
    Dec 21, 2013 at 19:47
  • Now that you have your hat, please return the favour by clicking here and upvoting my answer. Then I can have the hat like you! Thanks!
    – Ste
    Dec 30, 2013 at 11:40
  • @Ste: 'tis done.
    – Marthaª
    Dec 30, 2013 at 15:42
  • Why thank you. :o)
    – Ste
    Dec 30, 2013 at 15:43
  • Sorry for more spam but please upvote this and the other answers to get EL&U some more hats.
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 23:26
44
votes

Not being witty enough to pass muster, I take the lazy man's way out. Oh, and I'm in. The quote should be gender neutral.

"There are very few moments in a man's existence when he experiences so much ludicrous distress, or meets with so little charitable commiseration, as when he is in pursuit of his own hat."

Charles Dickens, The Pickwick Papers

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  • Now that you have your hat, please return the favour by clicking here and upvoting my answer. Then I can have the hat like you! Thanks!
    – Ste
    Dec 30, 2013 at 11:41
  • Sorry for more spam but please upvote this and the other answers to get EL&U some more hats.
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 23:26
44
votes

It'll never work... Count me in!

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  • Sorry for more spam but please upvote this and the other answers to get EL&U some more hats.
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 23:27
44
votes

A young man sat down by the waters
his thought, to create some Marauders
He posted his plan
And so it began
To work, though, the scope must be broader.

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  • You now have the hat.
    – Ste
    Dec 30, 2013 at 11:22
  • Now that you have your hat, please return the favour by clicking here and upvoting my answer. Then I can have the hat like you! Thanks!
    – Ste
    Dec 30, 2013 at 11:36
  • @Ste- Cool Thanks. You have been upvoted.
    – Jim
    Dec 30, 2013 at 16:24
44
votes

We've gone too far. We might as well continue into the darkness.

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    Outwardly I'm laughing, but inwardly... Dec 21, 2013 at 21:57
  • It echoes! It echoes!
    – tylerharms
    Dec 22, 2013 at 5:46
  • Now that you have your hat, please return the favour by clicking here and upvoting my answer. Then I can have the hat like you! Thanks!
    – Ste
    Dec 30, 2013 at 11:44
  • Sorry for more spam but please upvote this and the other answers to get EL&U some more hats.
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 23:27
43
votes

An interesting experiment in hat-testing-to destruction (is there a single word for that?).

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  • Now that you have your hat, please return the favour by clicking here and upvoting my answer. Then I can have the hat like you! Thanks!
    – Ste
    Dec 30, 2013 at 11:44
  • Sorry for more spam but please upvote this and the other answers to get EL&U some more hats.
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 23:28
43
votes

There was an old person of Fratton
Who would go to the church with his hat on.
'If I wake up,' he said,
'With a hat on my head,
I will know that it hasn't been sat on.'

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  • You now have your hat.
    – Ste
    Dec 30, 2013 at 11:08
  • Now that you have your hat, please return the favour by clicking here and upvoting my answer. Then I can have the hat like you! Thanks!
    – Ste
    Dec 30, 2013 at 11:45
  • @Ste. Thanks. I'd already upvoted that answer. Looks like you need to work on your Mr. Binx!
    – ekhumoro
    Dec 30, 2013 at 18:38
  • Sorry for more spam but please upvote this and the other answers to get EL&U some more hats.
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 23:28
43
votes

Please save me from having no alternative other than wearing a menorah on my head! That is my only hat at the present time. I would like a better hashed haberdashery.

That makes no sense, none at all. I apologize. I covet StackExchange hats.

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votes

I'm not a hat hater, I just don't like SE hats. (My answer will make it 20 which is my favorite number.)

42
votes

If this is not a great idea, I don't know what is!
Lucky me, there is still room.

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  • Sorry for more spam but please upvote this and the other answers to get EL&U some more hats.
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 23:28
42
votes

Wow. I'm almost out of votes for the day here. This better work!

There was an epic cornet.

With a hat and a wig to get,

He posted an answer

and said he'd look fancier

with a patch and cap to boot

42
votes

That's a lot of work. Will enough people really go to the trouble?

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  • No, I don't think so. Dec 24, 2013 at 17:06
  • Have a hat from me.
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 14:53
  • Nice. A shock toupee.
    – Mitch
    Jan 3, 2014 at 16:28
  • Sorry for more spam but please upvote this and the other answers to get EL&U some more hats.
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 23:29
41
votes

I'm answer No. 13. Which is fine, because in Italy it's 17 which brings ill fortune.

Please, may I have that black wig, the horror one, it gets so wearisome dying my hair. A wig would solve all my problems, ta very much!

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  • Sorry it's so late. Have a wig!
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 17:07
  • Thanks all the same :)
    – Mari-Lou A
    Jan 3, 2014 at 17:08
  • Sorry for more spam but please upvote this and the other answers to get EL&U some more hats.
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 23:30
41
votes

Is this whole thing really a good idea? Is this how we want posterity to remember us, grubbing after votes and slavishly pressing +1, +1, +1 ... for more than a whole minute? And getting exposed to dangerous signs like "You haven't voted on questions in a while; questions need votes too"?

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    I have already said that I have no shame. I am only two hats from the #1 spot on the network leaderboard. But I like how you answer anyway and pretend you didn't want to really do it.... ;o)
    – Ste
    Dec 23, 2013 at 16:20
  • 3
    (1). Yes. (2). But... More Hats! (3). See (2).
    – ekhumoro
    Dec 25, 2013 at 3:21
  • Sorry for more spam but please upvote this and the other answers to get EL&U some more hats.
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 23:30
  • @Ste, I've already upvoted all the other answers, but when I upvote this one I just get an error message and no upvote. Jan 3, 2014 at 23:38
  • @jwpat7 No worries, I think we've done just about enough!
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 23:39
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I'm probably late to the party but, 'duh.

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  • Good luck anyway :P Dec 23, 2013 at 23:30
  • Have a hat from me...
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 15:25
41
votes

The hat that I had would take a hit, but I hid under a hood, that was hot in the hut.

Hot like hell, oh the horror!

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  • Stand by for your hat.
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 14:34
  • @Ste: If I was to bow, like I feel inclined, the shiny new (ugly, really) hat would come off. And we wouldn't want that. :) Jan 3, 2014 at 14:57
  • I shall permit you to kiss my hand this time.
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 14:59
  • How gracious, dear Sir! smootch Jan 3, 2014 at 15:01
  • Sorry for more spam but please upvote this and the other answers to get EL&U some more hats.
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 23:31
41
votes

Searchers after horror haunt strange, far places. -- H.P. Lovecraft, and everyone in this thread.

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votes

I want a hat. I so want a hat. Hat me.

Almost there!

Oh, come on.

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  • Stand by for your hat.
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 14:46
  • Sorry for more spam but please upvote this and the other answers to get EL&U some more hats.
    – Ste
    Jan 3, 2014 at 23:32

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