People like hats. Will there be hats? Will there be new hats? Hats?
People like hats.
Okay, um, that's... not really a question, but, we can start off slow. Yes! True. Correct. People do, for the most part, like hats.
Will there be hats?
What sort of tradition-breaking libertines do you take us for? Hats are coming, friend*.
Will there be new hats?
There sure will! In fact, we will be bringing you an all-new assortment of hats for your avatar-decorating needs, as we have done every year since the very first year of Hat Dash, 2011. (This is because we love you, and certainly not because we forget where we store the old hats every year, like so many squirrels with their nuts. Nope, nope, nope.)
* assuming the community consensus is pro-hat
I am cocklaphobic.
No head thingies round here, please.